tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4829093857574761981.post5751545893227288907..comments2024-03-26T01:17:49.256+00:00Comments on Roles, Rules, and Rolls: Monster Body ImageRoger G-Shttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08594440701279968693noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4829093857574761981.post-12532316471336974662011-04-12T21:22:10.153+01:002011-04-12T21:22:10.153+01:00And you know what? Umber Hulks used to be curvy a...And you know what? Umber Hulks used to be curvy and full-figured, but now they're all gangly and twig-like.<br /><br />They'll never get husbainds if they stay so skeeny.Justin S. Davishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14881276106170920830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4829093857574761981.post-45217062342019113582011-04-12T21:20:36.531+01:002011-04-12T21:20:36.531+01:00It could be that they all have a wasting disease.
...It could be that they all have a wasting disease.<br /><br />You know, like those REAL LIVE CHUPACABRAS that always turn out to be coyotes with terminal mange....Justin S. Davishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14881276106170920830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4829093857574761981.post-34052847438172736602011-04-11T02:18:50.920+01:002011-04-11T02:18:50.920+01:00Hilarious! Thanks for this!Hilarious! Thanks for this!Jimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18158916950442942918noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4829093857574761981.post-15511420324078290802011-04-10T01:07:15.897+01:002011-04-10T01:07:15.897+01:00When I saw the pic of the displacer beast... just ...When I saw the pic of the displacer beast... just ick. How can you love something that skinny?David The Archmagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11649391406526258069noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4829093857574761981.post-70157467563627749262011-04-09T18:03:12.207+01:002011-04-09T18:03:12.207+01:00Huh... I hadn't noticed this before, but you&...Huh... I hadn't noticed this before, but you're absolutely right. o.Otrollsmythhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01895349218958093151noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4829093857574761981.post-8616280390220807972011-04-09T18:00:40.042+01:002011-04-09T18:00:40.042+01:00I think many of these monsters are also responding...I think many of these monsters are also responding to the fact that they feel rejected by a society that treats them as monsters rather than accepting them for what they are. A more inclusive and welcoming approach would do wonders here -- frankly, I think the attitude of most adventurers, in particular, is quite medieval.Matt Finchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07678557558458924177noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4829093857574761981.post-14856477551423713732011-04-09T16:23:12.354+01:002011-04-09T16:23:12.354+01:00In the seventies, 'thin was in', so monste...In the seventies, 'thin was in', so monsters were fat. Now, a larger percentage of us are fat, so thin is scary. Direct opposites of society.<br /><br />Best,<br />TBThe Banehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07618418974424858748noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4829093857574761981.post-25472788605841239832011-04-09T16:07:28.776+01:002011-04-09T16:07:28.776+01:00And my God, the halflings these days.
Some monste...And my God, the halflings these days.<br /><br />Some monsters seems to be a different eating disorder as well, which makes them spiky.anarchisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05546197561922726279noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4829093857574761981.post-51432440066975106172011-04-09T14:58:44.921+01:002011-04-09T14:58:44.921+01:00Har har! Too true!Har har! Too true!Stefan Poaghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08192911890556534923noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4829093857574761981.post-49198386461800143102011-04-09T12:35:39.955+01:002011-04-09T12:35:39.955+01:00Too true. Have you seen the latest version of a p...Too true. Have you seen the latest version of a purple worm? It looks like a single strand of overcooked linguine. Last session I couldn't get a giant frog to even try to swallow the dwarf whole because it said it had already used up all its Weight Watchers points. Stop the madness!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com