Valentine .. Watch Out For Green Slime!

My wife and I have a special love for the kind of cards that appease the gender-role needs of pre-adolescent boys, when teacher forces them to give Valentines to yucky girls.

 It's a genre ripe for parody ...

From Marvel Flipside

 and for D&D tie-ins.

Anyway, this is a sticky holiday for those unlucky in love. So let's soft-pedal the public schmaltz, and celebrate the romantic instinct in true Gygaxian style. Enjoy!