They are too nice. Faced with the truly monstrous, the denizens of this saccharine dimension are powerless to raise a chubby fist. Brutal blades must be hired from across the omniverse, a price doled out in philtres. Hard steps must fall on candied soil. The Violentine must slay the Beast Beloved.
You find yourself changing; conforming to the local phenotype. Roll d8 and consult the Monster Manual.
1. Lycanthrope, Wererat
3. Men, Caveman
5. Golem, Flesh
6. Devil, Horned (Malebranche)
7. Ochre Jelly
8. Gelatinous Cube
Only by succeeding can you ever hope to leave.