The series is back!
Roll d20 once (whole row), twice (column 1, column 3, choose the most appropriate column 2 verb from the two rolls), or three times (each column separately) for increasing degrees of craziness.
And check out Jason's The Dungeon Dozen ... in a similar vein, but more focused, and a different d12 table every day.
Some day I'm going to collect a whole bunch of them and make a huge roll-a-thon of 144x12 weird things you can find in the dungeon.
Known World Magic Items: Druid's Honey Mead
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