Friday, 26 October 2012

Denny's Hobbit Menu Proves ...

That Bored of the Rings has won.
The boggies beat it before they took effect and, per Goodgulf's instructions, headed for the orange-and-green flashing sign at the center of town. There they found a gaudy plexiglas and chrome inn, whose blinking sign portrayed a boar, rampant, devoured by a mouth, drooling. Beneath it was the name of the inn, the Goode Eats & Lodging. Passing through the revolving door, the party signaled the bell clerk, whose nametag read Hi! I'm Hojo Hominigritts!. Like the rest of the staff, he was costumed as a suckling pig with false sow's ears, tail, and papier-mache' snout.
Congratulations to Messrs. Beard and Henney of the Harvard Lampoon.


  1. Come taste Bilbo's Bag End Sausage smothered in Gollum's Gravy! mmm-MMM!

    1. I don't think there's a single item on that menu that's not pornographic.

  2. You know, I've actually eaten at a Denny's in Middle Earth. Well, it was in New Zealand, and not all that far from Hobbiton.

    But anyone that's been to NZ knows that it really is Middle Earth.